LOUDER THAN LIFE, STRANGER THAN FICTION
Meet The Histrionics: A strange family full of eccentricity, and chaos:
Cyrus Histrionic, the Grandfather, Alcoholic, grumpy, a bit of a crybaby, weak of character.
Cordelia Wrinkle, the Grandmother, a heavy smoker, a very short temper, controlling and manipulative. She is very witchy.
Margaret Histrionic, the mother, shopping and burn the credit card, every month, when she talks to her bank, the beast inside her appears.
Rufus Gambler, the father. Lottery, pools, horse racing bets, amusement machines, and everything that means money bets. Added to his wife they live in a vicious circle of excessive expenses. Weak of character.
Eleanor Histrionic, the eldest daughter, Insecure, somewhat disturbed, she sleeps badly, she worries too much. Very fond of barbiturates, tranquilizers and sedatives.
Tony Larceny, the daugther´s husband, from street life, not a permanent job, sometimes he works in a car workshop, others is the street smuggling of objects and tranquilizers.
Auntie Agnes Histrionic, the funniest member. She owns a sex shop, she is a libertine, a business woman, she likes to play with young people in casual dating sites. She likes to give some surprise gifts… beware of this thing.
Evelyn Histrionic, the teenage Daughter, She is an activist, environmentalist, vegan and animal rights activist, she has accounts on tiktok, facebook, twitter, instagram… She «is important because she is worth it», and her greatest wish is to get a new iPhone to be more popular.
Oliver Histrionic, the boy Grandchild, lover of video games, owns a PSP, he yearns with all his might to be given the PS5 every Christmas. He is not a winner when he plays, and he lose his temper every time he loses. Also a great lover of meals at odd hours, lollipops, sweets and candies.
Liam & William, the twin babies Grandchildren, just discovering the world, they like the competition «finger in the nose vs pinch in the nipples», playing with their toys and wanting the toy that the other is using, Big lovers of snot and drool, they crave above all power pee and poop freely, without diapers.
